Hi all.

I dont really know how to follow 9ball's intro. Its a really nice job and just goes to show that beneath that side parting there is a brain.

I have played in the city pool league since 1979 and been part of teams that have won all the major honours. I have won the doubles lots of times but never won the singles.(hey ive some great partners) none less than cheesy. My thoughts are always with him in his greatest fight and god willing he will pull through.

I have watched and played with some legends and some proper leg ends.

My hat goes of to the committee with this website as its superb.

look forward to chatting with you all.

Regards,

the voice of reason.

welcome to the forum.
If you've won the doubles lots of times, will you win it this year ? If your still in it of course. Are you ?

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The voice of reason - okay that rules out Roger and Deano!

1979? I am not sure the archives go back that far? Are you sure you won the doubles?
Maybe the memory's going ................................

no, i wont win it this year as my partner was rubbish.

i havent won it sice the early ninety's so i guess i need some practice but hey there is always next year.

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How did you attain VIP status in less than a week? Is it an age thing or because you have your name on a few trophies?
What does it really stand for anyway?

Victorious Impeccable Potter?
Vest In Pants?
Veteran In P1ss-taking?
Very Incontinent Pensioner?

actually loser, its

Verified Impetuous Poster

Plus when you have played in the league for 25 plus years you could attain that status.

But then again you wont last that long.

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25 plus years is a long time - I will see if Mr Picknell has enough in the kitty for a carriage clock or something.

Loser? I am actually a Vastly Improved Player you know. OK so I still lose but only to good players and the odd numpty!

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VIP? Valiantly Impersonating People?
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If it hurts to tell the truth - make it up!

[b]vole like
indigenous
parting

maybe thats too harsh.

Maybe not

I'm sorry I can't make sense of that one. Are you calling me a rodent?

You have a Vivid Imagination Pal!!

How does VOR still have VIP status when I am only a regular player? Surely a new category can be introduced for frequent bullsh1tters?

Tell me Andy how much of his intro was actually true?

Didn't we give that award to Tony Batch in the past ?

9_Ball wrote:How does VOR still have VIP status when I am only a regular player? Surely a new category can be introduced for frequent bullsh1tters?

Tell me Andy how much of his intro was actually true?

90% of it is true.

i have my vip status because , hey im worth it.

terry........ stick to reporting......... its what you are good at

infact i have just read my intro and its all true......100%

100%? whatever happend to him?