Headlines you will never see........

**K O B**

On Talk Sport this morning they had a topic of unlikely headlines in sport, I tried to get through but was unlucky not to get on, mine would have been.... Manchester United fan found to have Manchester accent.
Wonder how many gems we can conjur up about the pool league.

I will start with a few...

Potthelot goes through a whole season with the same cue. Shocked

The Realist gets a proper job Laughing

Daz Lee beats Deano. Cool

There are many more out there.......

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**terry buckley** · Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject:

Reds X win the double ! Shocked

**Realist** · Regular Player Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 72

Martin Kirby turns down free 'kebabs for life' offer.

Darren Lee buys a round.

Craig Sturmy parts his hair the other way.

Starsky has night out without bugle.

Steve Mullen passes drug test.

Tim Singh has early night before big game.

Deano stays quiet after 10 pints.

Paul Matthews wins best dressed man of the year award.

Mick Loader wins best looking male of the year award.

**9_Ball** · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:30 pm Post subject:

Nice one Will. Great day for the British in Beijing today.

And still on the Olympics, news just in ...............

REALIST GRABS 8TH GOLD ............................. PHELPS IN HOSPITAL! Wink

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**Realist** · Regular Player Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 72

I wouldn't have a scooby how we are doing in the olympics, load of bollocks if you ask me. I entered a prediction competition the other week and was asked who was going to win the 100metres, like I know anybody who runs in the 100metres, so I replied "a black guy". I doubt I'll win that one. Laughing

**9_Ball** · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:41 pm Post subject:

That one is already in the bag Will.

The chap Bolted in! Rolling Eyes

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**terry buckley** · Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:10 pm Post subject:

I heard he was lightening fast Laughing

**9_Ball** · Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:01 pm Post subject:

REDS X WIN LEAGUE MATCH Razz

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**terry buckley** · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:56 am Post subject:

Eat It !

**TruthFinder** · Regular Player Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 270

Bradd Pitt consults Terry Buckley on pulling women. Laughing

Darren Lee voted Coventrys number 1 philanthropist. Laughing

Dave Easson sells his jewellrey. Laughing

Rob Butterworth wins mastermind. Laughing

Dean Davies makes sensible comment. Laughing

TruthFinder. Cool

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**potthelot** · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject:

Realist wrote:

Martin Kirby turns down free 'kebabs for life' offer.

Darren Lee buys a round.

Craig Sturmy parts his hair the other way.

Starsky has night out without bugle.

Steve Mullen passes drug test.

Tim Singh has early night before big game.

Deano stays quiet after 10 pints.

Paul Matthews wins best dressed man of the year award.

Mick Loader wins best looking male of the year award.

Went out with big bird lover Mr White just to prove Will wrong regarding his comment about yours truely. After taking advantage of a pound a pint offer in the Varsity I can conclude that Will is right after taking statements the following day.

**Realist** · Regular Player Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 72

Here's a headline I'm hoping to be reading in mondays telegraph:

Sky Blues win 4 out of 4 with victory over Bristol City.

It's more likely I won't see that headline though. Sad

**Realist** · Regular Player Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 72

Realist wrote:

Here's a headline I'm hoping to be reading in mondays telegraph:

Sky Blues win 4 out of 4 with victory over Bristol City.

It's more likely I won't see that headline though. Sad

CCFC 0 - 3 BCFC. Rolling Eyes

Disappointing game, disappointing result, awful ref, disappointing crowd. Also Fat Boy Dim failed to make it again. He buys a season ticket and so far has attended the sum total of 0 games. At least he did well in his match over in Hinkley... didn't he ? Rolling Eyes

**9_Ball** · Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:00 pm Post subject:

Corner takes all the pocket money off the young kids in Reds, buys a season ticket with his winnings and then doesn't go.
It is a bit of a kick in the teeth seeing all their pocket money go to waste. I think Martin should maybe give them free jelly beans as some kind of compensation. Wink

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