On Talk Sport this morning they had a topic of unlikely headlines in sport, I tried to get through but was unlucky not to get on, mine would have been.... Manchester United fan found to have Manchester accent.
Wonder how many gems we can conjur up about the pool league.

I will start with a few...

Potthelot goes through a whole season with the same cue.
The Realist gets a proper job
Daz Lee beats Deano.

There are many more out there.......

Reds X win the double !

Martin Kirby turns down free 'kebabs for life' offer.

Darren Lee buys a round.

Craig Sturmy parts his hair the other way.

Starsky has night out without bugle.

Steve Mullen passes drug test.

Tim Singh has early night before big game.

Deano stays quiet after 10 pints.

Paul Matthews wins best dressed man of the year award.

Mick Loader wins best looking male of the year award.

Nice one Will. Great day for the British in Beijing today.

And still on the Olympics, news just in ...............

REALIST GRABS 8TH GOLD ............................. PHELPS IN HOSPITAL!

I wouldn't have a scooby how we are doing in the olympics, load of bollocks if you ask me. I entered a prediction competition the other week and was asked who was going to win the 100metres, like I know anybody who runs in the 100metres, so I replied "a black guy". I doubt I'll win that one.

That one is already in the bag Will.

The chap Bolted in!

I heard he was lightening fast

REDS X WIN LEAGUE MATCH

Eat It !

Bradd Pitt consults Terry Buckley on pulling women.
Darren Lee voted Coventrys number 1 philanthropist.
Dave Easson sells his jewellrey.
Rob Butterworth wins mastermind.
Dean Davies makes sensible comment.

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Realist wrote:Martin Kirby turns down free 'kebabs for life' offer.

Darren Lee buys a round.

Craig Sturmy parts his hair the other way.

Starsky has night out without bugle.

Steve Mullen passes drug test.

Tim Singh has early night before big game.

Deano stays quiet after 10 pints.

Paul Matthews wins best dressed man of the year award.

Mick Loader wins best looking male of the year award.

Went out with big bird lover Mr White just to prove Will wrong regarding his comment about yours truely. After taking advantage of a pound a pint offer in the Varsity I can conclude that Will is right after taking statements the following day.

Here's a headline I'm hoping to be reading in mondays telegraph:

Sky Blues win 4 out of 4 with victory over Bristol City.

It's more likely I won't see that headline though.

Realist wrote:Here's a headline I'm hoping to be reading in mondays telegraph:

Sky Blues win 4 out of 4 with victory over Bristol City.

It's more likely I won't see that headline though.

CCFC 0 - 3 BCFC.

Disappointing game, disappointing result, awful ref, disappointing crowd. Also Fat Boy Dim failed to make it again. He buys a season ticket and so far has attended the sum total of 0 games. At least he did well in his match over in Hinkley... didn't he ?

Corner takes all the pocket money off the young kids in Reds, buys a season ticket with his winnings and then doesn't go.
It is a bit of a kick in the teeth seeing all their pocket money go to waste. I think Martin should maybe give them free jelly beans as some kind of compensation.

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