Greetings from Stick's 3rd lovechild - I'll leave you to ponder over the other two, but take it from me .... if Pukka was to lose a couple of stone ... mmmm, well maybe from the side at a distance of 200 metres! Ever noticed how he walks funny ... and it's the give away catch phrase, " I'll play you for a thousand!" Problem is. he means pies, not pounds! So, what shall we talk about - maybe the Craftsman. A bunch of players locked in a time rift (I blame F**king TORCHWOOD) - Brybo's been playing since Queen Victoria was alive! Dunny - if ever there was an advert for "Just for men" - know what I'm saying Girls! Dempsey - Baz Hinde's Love child ..... well, adopted anyway. Tommo - still looking for work since they finished filming Lord of the Rings .... "I love the Shire Me! Oi, Ferodo, I'll play you for a grand!" Kev "Ten Pubs" Furrelly - today Bargin Booze, tomorrow the Queen Vic! Anyway, got to go as I'm on earlys and need some sleep - that's why I've just volunteered to ref one of Daz lee's frames! Watch out as I could be assassinating YOUR team next! Forget the Voice of Reason - I'm the Voice of TREASON!